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Hi my name is Jeff and I own a traffic exchange site that hasn't had an original thought in a long time.

My claims to fame are Battle of the Blogs and Mystery Credits in my shoutbox but everything else, like my forum, photohut, blog and my up and coming traffic counters are rip offs from other sites with new and pretty names that I pay other people to think of so that it looks like I care about the people that surf my site.

I am so successful at alienating other people that I have no friends other than a few brown nosers who are now willing to pay other people to think up nicknames for me because I am just that sad.

I've come up with a few of my own. Nigel No Friends, Whiny Shitbag, Mr Unoriginal, Ideas Thief and Useless Waste of Space are personal favorites that I've thought of while I sit in solitude and everyone around me has a life, but my brown nosers are willing to pay someone to pretend to be my friend and think up a name for me.

If you're hard up for $15 you can go to my knockoff forum and leave your suggestion with the other desperate people in there.

Thanks for being my pretend friend!!!